medelapuella:

         _{”Oh uh…of course, but what makes you think I can open it if you can’t?”}

       "Well you see, I have mouths on my hands, so whenever I try to open things saliva gets all over it and it’s basically impossible to open anything. I never asked for this kind of pain, yeah.“ [/nudges ketchup bottle closer to her] 

                                                                                                 "Please”